Covfefe

 

Sean Spicer:

“The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,”

 

 

OMG, really.

 

Actually, It’s a Montenegrin word for “get out of my way.”

 

Well we can add “covfeve” to his dictionary along with such words as:

 

  • midwife: wife between #1 and #3
  • gospel: what Fox News and Breitbart says
  • fake news: not Fox
  • alternative facts: what Kellyanne says
  • dodging: hiding in the bushes (no pun intended)
  • Middle East: not Israel
  • rush: that guy on the radio
  • bad: Germany
  • sad: Obama
  • criminal: Hillary
  • cell: a room for Hillary
  • non-citizen: Obama (again)
  • voodoo: any scientific theory
  • climate: the current weather at Mar-A-Lago
  • Paris: a town in Texas (really true)
  • O’Reilly Factor: butt-fucked