Scene 1 EXT WS main street Dodge, Kansas twilight as sun is setting. Three men on horseback are seen up the street. As they approach we cans see that one is Marshal Dillon, another is Chester and the 3rd is an unknown man. Dilllon and Chester are holding rifles trained in the general direction of the unknown man who is unarmed. They ride up to the front of the jail and slowly dismount hitching their horses to the posts. All enter the jail still holding their rifles.
Cut to INT WS. It’s poorly lit inside and Dillon cradling his rifle in one hand, strikes a match and lights a lantern.
Category: Humor
Gunsmoked Or Get Outta Dodge
For some time now, reruns, and there are a plenty, of the long-running classic TV show Gunsmoke starring James Arness are being aired on a couple of these over-the-air DTV channels. Arness plays Marshal Matt Dillon along with a host of other actors. Marshal Dillon is charged with maintaining law and order in Dodge City, Kansas circa 1870s. Over the course of twenty years of the program’s run, Dillon always had a side kick helper played by three different actors. In the beginning, it was Chester Goode played masterfully by Dennis Weaver.
We Are Not Amused
I thought it odd that when I read a quote of British Monarch Queen Victoria (1837-1901) in which she said, “We are not amused.” that she said “we” instead of “I.”
I later discovered why. She’s speaking for the Empire and not herself. All reigning monarchs use the plural “we.” It’s use has a name. It’s called majestic plural (pluralis maiestatis).
I don’t know how many people may have picked up on this, but when Donald Trump was talking to Kim Jong un, he asked if “I” could get the remains of Korean War MIAs repatriated back to the US. Notice he said “I” and NOT “we.”
What does that tell you about the man?
We are not amused.
I See Dead People
From a man who graduated (?) from Wharton School, Donald Trump claims he had been asked by many parents of American soldiers MIA in the Korean War to have their sons remains repatriated to the US.
The Korean War ended 65 years ago.
Apparently Donald Trump never took any history or math classes..
A surviving Korean War veteran would be at least 83 and his parents at least 101 years old.
So Trump communicated with the parents:
- through a seance.
- with a Ouija board.
- wait, HE’S LYING.
Read the article for a good laugh:
Top Ten List
Top Ten Favorite Donald Trump Movies
10. It Takes A Thief
9. Exodus
8. Battlefield Earth
7. Apocalypse Now
6. Rendition
5. Boogie Nights
4. Showgirls
3. Aliens
2. Casino
And the number one favorite Donald Trump movie:
A Day Without A Mexican
A MAN FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS by Dee Lirious
Scene 1
MS Interior White House East Wing. A podium with mic. Behind the podium are Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.
A man steps to the podium
Man
Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished journalists, the President of the United States, Donald Trump.
The President enters and approaches the mic.
The Modern Dictionary
Yes folks it’s here.
Hot off the presses.
Unfortunately this is the only place you’ll find it.
New words just added:
Oxymoron: a cleaning product
KY jelly: jelly made in Kentucky
Tea bagging: what English people do at 4PM
Word of the day: wiseguy
One who knows the difference between Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg.
Covfefe
Sean Spicer:
“The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,”
OMG, really.
Actually, It’s a Montenegrin word for “get out of my way.”
Well we can add “covfeve” to his dictionary along with such words as:
- midwife: wife between #1 and #3
- gospel: what Fox News and Breitbart says
- fake news: not Fox
- alternative facts: what Kellyanne says
- dodging: hiding in the bushes (no pun intended)
- Middle East: not Israel
- rush: that guy on the radio
- bad: Germany
- sad: Obama
- criminal: Hillary
- cell: a room for Hillary
- non-citizen: Obama (again)
- voodoo: any scientific theory
- climate: the current weather at Mar-A-Lago
- Paris: a town in Texas (really true)
- O’Reilly Factor: butt-fucked